I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
And the cops told us we were all naked.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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