Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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