i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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