In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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