Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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