You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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