i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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