That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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