The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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