if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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