Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
What happened to fro yo and sex?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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