Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Randomize
