I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
