I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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