I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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