Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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