going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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