i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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