WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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