i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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