I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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