She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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