It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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