Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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