so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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