Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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