ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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