we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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