People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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