She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
its not stalking. its research.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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