its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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