Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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