in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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