I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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