Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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