well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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