I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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