I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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