If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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