I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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