Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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