all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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