My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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