he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
