Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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