Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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