I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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