the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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