M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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