did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
