Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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